Someone kill me. please?

I think that the Health Department is going to board up my house soon. Now everyone appears to have the flu.

rn

It started with Jarod Monday night, then Logan, then Ethan, now me. The neighbor walked in with the baby this morning who promptly threw up all over himself. I am seriously considering burning the house down and starting all over.

rn

It could be worse though, did you see the news about the contaminated peanut butter? We had one of the jars with that serial number and expiration date. It was unopened, so thankfully no one ate it.

rn

On the bright side, I think I may have lost a few pounds. Maybe that’s the trick…. if I can keep myself infected for the next six months or so I’ll lose the weight with ease.

9 Comments so far

  1. Tasha D. @ February 22nd, 2007

    You are funny.  That bug has been floating around my house too.  I am not sure that it’s totally gone yet.

    Good thing you got that P.B. out of your house!

    Hope all is well soon!

  2. Tammy @ February 22nd, 2007

    Poor thing!!  I hope you all get well very soon.  We always seem to have some kind of virus in our house too but no flu yet (thank God!)

    hang in there!

  3. Mary @ February 22nd, 2007

    You poor thing!!!!  This granny recommends a big mug of hot chicken broth and lots of rest!

    Now which is worse, being overweight or being sick?  I absolutely HATE being sick!!!

     

  4. Nikki @ February 22nd, 2007

    Ooooh, I’m sorry to hear you’re out of commission.  I hope you feel better soon.  I have not heard the news about the PB….what’s up with that???

  5. Luella @ February 22nd, 2007

    Sorry to hear about the flu hitting your house so hard.  When the flu has hit our family I tried to have gatorade here, as it replaces electrolytes.  I hope that you feel better soon, it is not fun being sick.  Take care.

  6. ToNaLiCiOuS @ February 22nd, 2007

    wow.. thanks for the pb update.. i love pb!!

    and its just the flu season.. hope all is well really soon!

  7. Bette Jo @ February 22nd, 2007

    Sorry to hear that everyone is sick at your house! Hope they are all feeling better soon!

    Isn’t it horrible about the peanut butter! The bus driver I work with, had 9 unopened jars and 1 open one with the serial numbers and experation date. I guess he stocked up from a sale. He took them back to the store and got a refund!

    Have a good night!

     

  8. Jessica @ February 23rd, 2007

    Erika, seriously - you need to be a comedian - you’d make serious dough, I mean it - or write! You’d make a load just as easily - shoot, I’d buy it, and I get your comedy for free!

    You need to talk to this lady. I hope that happens sooooooon. You are too toughtful and kind for this kind of behavior. Glad you are enjoying the gift from Ethan a lot. And take is easy so you can get better soon!

  9. Jo @ February 23rd, 2007

    Thank God no one ingested the peanut butter.  What’s with all this contaminated food anyway? 

    Hope everyone feels better soon Erika, you guys have really been hit hard.  Hey, like you said, the silver lining is the rapid weight-loss!

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